| Lunt Avenue Blunts |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Donovan McNabb, PHI |
| QB |
Jake Delhomme, CAR |
| QB |
Billy Volek, TEN |
| RB |
Shaun Alexander, SEA |
| RB |
Chris Brown, TEN |
| RB |
Tatum Bell, DEN |
| RB |
Antowain Smith, NO |
| WR |
Terrell Owens, PHI |
| WR |
Andre Johnson, HOU |
| WR |
Lee Evans, BUF |
| WR |
Todd Pinkston, PHI |
| WR |
TJ Houshmandzadeh, CIN |
| TE |
Jason Witten, DAL |
| PK |
Adam Vinatieri, NE |
| PK |
Josh Brown, SEA |
| Def |
Falcons, Team Defense, ATL |
| Def |
Jets, Team Defense, NYJ |
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| The Woodchucks |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Jon Kitna, CIN |
| QB |
Marc Bulger, STL |
| QB |
Carson Palmer, CIN |
| RB |
Priest Holmes, KC |
| RB |
Corey Dillon, NE |
| RB |
LaMont Jordan, OAK |
| WR |
Santana Moss, WAS |
| WR |
Eddie Kennison, KC |
| WR |
Joey Galloway, TB |
| WR |
Quincy Morgan, DAL |
| TE |
Marcus Pollard, DET |
| TE |
Doug Jolley, NYJ |
| PK |
Martin Gramatica, fa |
| PK |
Matt Stover, BAL |
| Def |
Ravens, Team Defense, BAL |
| Def |
Broncos, Team Defense, DEN |
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| Peagram Beavers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Matt Hasselbeck, SEA |
| QB |
Steve McNair, TEN |
| QB |
Brian Griese, TB |
| RB |
Willis McGahee, BUF |
| RB |
Derrick Blaylock, NYJ |
| RB |
Reuben Droughns, CLE |
| RB |
Mewelde Moore, MIN |
| RB |
Emmitt Smith, ret |
| WR |
Randy Moss, OAK |
| WR |
Javon Walker, GB |
| WR |
Michael Clayton, TB |
| TE |
Bubba Franks, GB |
| PK |
Morten Andersen, fa |
| PK |
Lawrence Tynes, KC |
| Def |
Patriots, Team Defense, NE |
| Def |
Rams, Team Defense, STL |
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| Anheuser Busch Wackers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Trent Green, KC |
| QB |
David Carr, HOU |
| RB |
Nick Goings, CAR |
| RB |
Edgerrin James, IND |
| RB |
Duce Staley, PIT |
| RB |
Eddie George, fa |
| RB |
Brad Hoover, CAR |
| WR |
Reggie Wayne, IND |
| WR |
Donald Driver, GB |
| WR |
Brandon Stokley, IND |
| WR |
Keary Colbert, CAR |
| TE |
Jeb Putzier, DEN |
| TE |
Chris Baker, NYJ |
| PK |
Shayne Graham, CIN |
| PK |
Kris Brown, HOU |
| Def |
Bengals, Team Defense, CIN |
| Def |
Giants, Team Defense, NYG |
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| The Wildcards |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Ben Roethlisberger, PIT |
| QB |
Jeff Garcia, DET |
| QB |
Drew Bledsoe, DAL |
| QB |
Kurt Warner, ARI |
| RB |
Deuce McAllister, NO |
| RB |
Curtis Martin, NYJ |
| RB |
Steven Jackson, STL |
| WR |
Joe Horn, NO |
| WR |
Peerless Price, ATL |
| WR |
Rod Smith, DEN |
| WR |
Jerry Rice, DEN |
| TE |
Jeremy Shockey, NYG |
| PK |
Sebastian Janikowski, OAK |
| PK |
Jason Hanson, DET |
| Def |
Vikings, Team Defense, MIN |
| Def |
Steelers, Team Defense, PIT |
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| Capt. One Eye's Ball Movement |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Kerry Collins, OAK |
| QB |
Brett Favre, GB |
| RB |
LaDainian Tomlinson, SD |
| RB |
T.J. Duckett, ATL |
| RB |
Warrick Dunn, ATL |
| RB |
Jamel White, DET |
| WR |
Hines Ward, PIT |
| WR |
Isaac Bruce, STL |
| WR |
Ashley Lelie, DEN |
| WR |
Keyshawn Johnson, DAL |
| TE |
Randy McMichael, MIA |
| TE |
Anthony Becht, TB |
| PK |
Ryan Longwell, GB |
| PK |
Doug Brien, CHI |
| Def |
Browns, Team Defense, CLE |
| Def |
Raiders, Team Defense, OAK |
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| The Fighting Irish |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Joey Harrington, DET |
| QB |
Michael Vick, ATL |
| RB |
Ahman Green, GB |
| RB |
Kevin Jones, DET |
| RB |
Lee Suggs, CLE |
| WR |
Torry Holt, STL |
| WR |
Eric Moulds, BUF |
| WR |
Troy Brown, NE |
| WR |
Andre Davis, CLE |
| WR |
David Patten, WAS |
| TE |
Tony Gonzalez, KC |
| TE |
Dallas Clark, IND |
| PK |
Jeff Wilkins, STL |
| PK |
Steve Christie, fa |
| Def |
Jaguars, Team Defense, JAC |
| Def |
Seahawks, Team Defense, SEA |
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| Ribbed Trojans |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Jay Fiedler, NYJ |
| QB |
Tom Brady, NE |
| RB |
Jerome Bettis, PIT |
| RB |
Clinton Portis, WAS |
| RB |
Moe Williams, MIN |
| RB |
Sammy Morris, MIA |
| WR |
Chad Johnson, CIN |
| WR |
Jerry Porter, OAK |
| WR |
Larry Fitzgerald, ARI |
| WR |
Roy Williams, DET |
| WR |
Laveranues Coles, NYJ |
| TE |
Chad Lewis, fa |
| TE |
Alge Crumpler, ATL |
| PK |
Mike Vanderjagt, IND |
| Def |
Panthers, Team Defense, CAR |
| Def |
Colts, Team Defense, IND |
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| CreekersRodGuzinut |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Byron Leftwich, JAC |
| QB |
Peyton Manning, IND |
| RB |
Marshall Faulk, STL |
| RB |
Najeh Davenport, GB |
| RB |
Rudi Johnson, CIN |
| RB |
Brian Westbrook, PHI |
| RB |
Onterrio Smith, MIN |
| WR |
Eric Parker, SD |
| WR |
Derrick Mason, BAL |
| WR |
Jimmy Smith, JAC |
| WR |
Clarence Moore, BAL |
| WR |
Muhsin Muhammad, CHI |
| TE |
Chris Cooley, WAS |
| TE |
Eric Johnson, SF |
| PK |
David Akers, PHI |
| Def |
Cardinals, Team Defense, ARI |
| Def |
Bills, Team Defense, BUF |
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| Da Kamehameha Wang Bangers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Aaron Brooks, NO |
| QB |
Jake Plummer, DEN |
| QB |
Eli Manning, NYG |
| RB |
Julius Jones, DAL |
| RB |
Domanick Davis, HOU |
| RB |
Tiki Barber, NYG |
| WR |
Brandon Lloyd, SF |
| WR |
Marvin Harrison, IND |
| WR |
Chris Chambers, MIA |
| WR |
Drew Bennett, TEN |
| WR |
Nate Burleson, MIN |
| TE |
Antonio Gates, SD |
| PK |
Jason Elam, DEN |
| PK |
Jeff Reed, PIT |
| Def |
Dolphins, Team Defense, MIA |
| Def |
Bears, Team Defense, CHI |
| Def |
Lions, Team Defense, DET |
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| French Ticklers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Quincy Carter, fa |
| QB |
Chad Pennington, NYJ |
| QB |
Vinny Testaverde, fa |
| RB |
Jamal Lewis, BAL |
| RB |
Stephen Davis, CAR |
| RB |
Jamal Robertson, CAR |
| WR |
Cedrick Wilson, PIT |
| WR |
Anquan Boldin, ARI |
| WR |
Donte Stallworth, NO |
| WR |
Justin McCareins, NYJ |
| WR |
Az-Zahir Hakim, NO |
| TE |
Todd Heap, BAL |
| TE |
L.J. Smith, PHI |
| PK |
Jay Feely, NYG |
| PK |
Phil Dawson, CLE |
| Def |
Buccaneers, Team Defense, TB |
| Def |
Cowboys, Team Defense, DAL |
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| Super Chargers |
| Pos |
Player, Team |
| QB |
Daunte Culpepper, MIN |
| QB |
Drew Brees, SD |
| RB |
Michael Pittman, TB |
| RB |
Fred Taylor, JAC |
| RB |
Larry Johnson, KC |
| RB |
Chester Taylor, BAL |
| WR |
Marcus Robinson, MIN |
| WR |
Darrell Jackson, SEA |
| WR |
Plaxico Burress, NYG |
| WR |
Antonio Bryant, CLE |
| TE |
Jermaine Wiggins, MIN |
| PK |
Nate Kaeding, SD |
| PK |
John Carney, NO |
| Def |
Eagles, Team Defense, PHI |
| Def |
Redskins, Team Defense, WAS |
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